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Congrats, 49ers, You Could Be the Best Team to Not Win a Super Bowl

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Congratulations to the San Francisco 49ers, who have logged fourth-quarter comebacks for the first time this millenia in back-to-back weeks,

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calloused the roster at the most integral point of the season, and saw their still-green quarterback emerge from what looked like a month-long confidence crisis, dating back to Christmas night against the Baltimore Ravens.

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The reward? More demons to vanquish. A larger stage for everyone to collectively realize just how unforgiving the wind is whipping against this superteam and its head coach. 

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Any team that makes it to the Super Bowl feels like it has to win. But the 49ers are in a different stratosphere. It will be a minor miracle if they all arrive without the collective tightness of a violin string.

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It’s one of the more memorable losing locker rooms in recent Super Bowl history. Shanahan sitting alone in an undecorated cinder block office with less free square footage than a commuter train in Tokyo. 

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John Lynch and Mike Shanahan guarded the doors. A few Coronas were passed around to ease the pain.

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